House mom

I’m washing everyone’s towels. I’ve taken out more than 4 bags of trash. I cleaned out the fridge. I cleaned the toilet and put a not-so-happy little sign over the toilet reminding those penises I live with to return the seat to its proper position. Do you think if I injected them with a little [...]

Trees have individual leaves…

…and I can finally see them again! In 2006, when I went to the eye doctor, going in, my contact lens prescription was -5.75 for both eyes. All my life, well, since I was 7, both eyes have been the same, and my eyes have gotten worse every year. In terms of contacts, I fell [...]

College Tales

I certainly don’t have the details yet, but the gist of it goes a little something like this: Ryan and I were having lunch at Pizza Hut when I got the following text message from Catie– “Omfg what’s going on at VSU? Beka got a txt saying there are cops with guns telling ppl to [...]

oops

I’m sitting in front of a list of things I was supposed to do last night and only one of them got completed. I went upstairs to watch television–maybe take a little nap, and ended up passing out. I woke up for about two hours after Ryan crawled into bed and watched tv for a [...]

Know where to find me?

My blogs have been in a bit of a slump lately, so I’ve been looking at my options for pulling back out. I’m proud of the work I’ve done here over the last year and I want to make sure it’s being seen. I was given the idea to build a logo for myself and [...]

The male brain is full of methane.

Yeah, they’re airheads. There’s male stupidity all around me this week. I have my roommate who, all week long, has been asking me the same questions in different forms. For instance– Him: Did I get any mail? Me: Nope Him: Did I get a box? Me: *blank stare* I wish I could think of more [...]

Great…

Let’s start with the minor annoyance. We’ve got a crazy leak under the sidewalk in front of our apartment. After I told our landlord, it took 3 days for him to get someone out here to actually do any work. This annoys me because it’s just dumb. A leak under the sidewalk can be no [...]

Never gonna give you up

I was watching a video on YouTube one night, and in the video responses, I saw a video entitled “Rick Rolled.” It was obvious this video had nothing to do with the one I was currently watching, but I was intrigued nonetheless. What I found was something part of an apparent internet fad I somehow [...]

Cheaters.

[Read: For friends of mine who might read into this and think I'm having problems, worry not. This entry has nothing to do with my current situation; it's simply something that came across my mind.] How can people be chronic cheaters? Obviously I’m talking relationships here. I just don’t really understand how someone can justify [...]

Extreme Girl-talk

Any males reading this, consider yourself warned. This is a girl-topic-heavy rant. In October, I requested a change in my pills. Also, at the time, due to major scheduling conflicts and a brain fart, I’d had to be pill-less for two weeks. The doc at the school gave me two sample packs of Lo-Estrin 24 [...]

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