Sweet Catastrophe

Better pics when we come home and I can upload from my camera…click for full size.

Well, I guess 3 hours of sleep is all I can manage right now. Basically, a girl in an SUV ran a solid red light and I hit her passenger side dead-on at 40mph. The expression everyone is using is that I t-boned her. The impact was so hard that my car did about a [...]

DON’T RUN RED LIGHTS. If you do, I WILL hit you doing 40 miles an hour and I WILL total my pretty fucking car and push you into two other cars. I WILL get bruised the fuck up and be angry. For the record, I’m okay. Everyone else involved is okay too. My car is [...]

I don’t think I’ve ever in my life been so behind on what day it is. For over a week now, I’ve been having moments when something comes up and I think, “gosh, I thought that wasn’t happening until *insert date*” only to realize it was that date already. I had so much stuff that [...]

Every Sunday I have to take a nap. I guess it’s getting up by 7am and then just standing around all morning thinking about how much I’d rather be in home in bed. But every Sunday I sleep for too long and just end up spending the rest of the day in a groggy fog. [...]

I’ve decided my death will be caused by malnourishment. I can’t tell you when was the last time I had meat that wasn’t meant for a sandwich, topping a pizza, or tiny chunks of chicken in a quick meal….. Unfortunately I just spent the only bit of money I can spare on food for the [...]

Well, I can wrap up my search for fliers and digital signage. Ryan officially quit working for Earl. Still working on some computer bugs though, so I’m not sure yet what will really happen. Earl asked to keep him around even for just a few days a week, but I don’t think Ryan has settled [...]

Anyone else worried about Jim and Pam right now? We’ve had too many JAM-angsty episodes already. Just give us what we want! I’m ready for some solid Jim and Pam happiness, more than just 5 minutes. I’d almost be okay with them moving away, taking Philadelphia jobs, and letting Pam have her Philly Jim!! Pam: [...]

1. BLINKER BEFORE BRAKES! This is one of my absolute biggest pet peeves on the road. I’m a very cautious driver– moreso than most people. When I’m in an area I know to have a lot of left turns and such, I’m already slowing down. When I see the vehicle three ahead of me hitting [...]

Some of these seriously crack me up. Beyond these first flowers, they’re not exactly safe for work: I really wonder who thought of putting this one together…I wonder if they hated their middle school band days?? I think this is my favorite one: Remember Look Who’s Talking? Yeah I don’t even know: Whyyy?!! Haha what [...]