08-04
A cry for help
Skeet needs our help, and bless her soul, she’s not asking for herself! This is the big one; this is what it’s all been in preparation for. It’s time to cure Mr. Fabulous of his psychosis. It’s time to cure him of his obsession.
What obsession? How to cure it!? His obsession with Colleen’s sweet ass! Skeet’s done it; she’s gotten to the bottom of Fab’s insanity and she’s absolutely right! It all begins and ends with Colleen’s sweet ass!
But what can you do? Firstly, no matter how much he begs, no matter how many sexual favors he offers, do not give in to his pleas to add the phrase, “Colleen has a sweet ass,” to your blog! Just by mentioning that Colleen has a sweet ass, you’re fueling his obsession and undoing any progress that might’ve been made!
I admit, I was tempted to splatter my blog with hidden messages stating, “Colleen has a sweet ass!” All in hopes to find myself in Fab’s good graces, but we’ve got to take a stand! Just say NO! You remember that from elementary school, right? It still rings true today.
What else can you do? Bring on the proof!!
See Fab? Skeet’s right. An ass is just an ass. Keep repeating.
If we unite in our quest to cure him, maybe one day Fab will be a productive member of society again…just maybe.
Yeah! We are now officially a movement, a social cause, a force to be reckoned with! Sway with me now: We shall overco-o-o-o-o-me …
We’ll soon have to give ourselves a name. Poor Fab never saw us coming…
you and your target bags :p
Is there some kind of rehab we can send Fab to?
I’ve yet to find a sweet ass rehab. Maybe we can storm his home and set him straight with our own program (and maybe take over the hot tub too…ya know, just in case it’s contributing to his madness…).
Oh, that’s an excellent follow-up strategy! It was probably the hot tub that caused his instability to boil over, don’t you think?