10-20
A dolphin?
We were in the breakroom, reading letters from the readers in the newspaper today and we got to talking about the “Letters to Santa” they published last year.
No less than 5 kids asked for dolphins!! Really? Where are you putting this dolphin? What happened to asking for something realistic? Like a pony! There wasn’t a single request for a pony! I thought every kid asked for a pony? Okay, well I don’t think I ever asked for a pony…unless I did after that episode of Full House when Michelle fell off the horse. I still think her equestrian riding apparel was awesome, but I’m weird like that. I was the kid in school who wanted uniforms. Go figure.
I expect iPods and any other outrageously expensive technology, but where the hell did ‘dolphin’ come from. We were all trying to remember if some big dolphin movie had come out, but we came up with nothing.
So what’ll be the hot item this year? Maybe we should all ask for beanstalks!
