I read a review of Pirates a little earlier that really annoyed me. Why is it such a popular idea to find something about the latest box office hit to bash? This particular reviewer had the gall to comment on the lack of story….ladies and gents, I’m here to say that while I was sitting there in the theater all I could think about was how great it was that there was so much going on in the story that it was hard to even keep up with just exactly what was going on! It was done in a great way though so that you weren’t really lost, just a little fuzzy on the who’s and what’s.
He also complained that the last one wasn’t really a cliffhanger because we all knew Jack would be back. Umm….duh? For me, that wasn’t the cliffhanger aspect. Of course they’re going to get Jack, we all know this, but OMG, what’s World’s End like? How are they gonna get there? Will they be able to bring him back?! You weren’t meant to be in suspense over whether or not Jack would be back…
I can’t take it anymore. I’m bursting to talk about it, so I’m posting spoilers behind the fake cut. PLEASE, do NOT read this if you haven’t seen the movie. Not only will I be furious with you, but you will absolutely ruin the entire movie for yourself as you’ll kill every ounce of suspense for a movie that thrives on exactly that.
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