Sweet Catastrophe

I would like a cheeseburger from Wendy’s, cheesy tots from Burger King, and a cherry coke from Sonic. Can we take care of that?

I go through phases when I don’t want any kind of fast food. Right now it seems that’s all I want. I need fast food rehab. Ya know, like alcohol rehab, but you’d probably lose weight instead of gaining weight.

What would you do in fast food rehab to distract from your cravings? When you quit smoking or drinking or anything like that, it’s common for people to overeat to compensate…You’d probably leave fast food rehab and land right into drug rehab…then back again! God it’d be a vicious cycle!!

I should probably just eat a damn cheeseburger! If I don’t, I might end up on drugs! Yes! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!