I get witnessed to fairly often at work; it’s just a part of working with the public, ya know? I don’t mind, while I’m very much not a fan of organized religion myself, I understand where these people are coming from and what they’re doing.
Of course, occasionally I get a serious fanatic who makes me uncomfortable and has me wishing for a pain-in-the-ass customer to come along and steal me away.
I also regularly get those folks who think religion, the government, and anything else you could refer to as an institution– is a crock of shit.
Today I got one of each. At the same time.
Religious Guy comes through first and in the middle of me explaining to him where he should look in the store for something he interrupts me and starts questioning me. I always just go along. It’s the easiest way to deal when I’m at work because I’m obligated to stay pleasant and this way they generally go through their spiel and go along their way. Anyway, I realize this one is a little eccentric when he gives me his card and starts in about empowering my possessions by giving them up to save others *raised eyebrow* Mercy you should just check out the poorly-designed site and look through a bit of the crazy. You can see by the url this is one of those ‘the end is here’ type deals.
Anyway, while he’s off shopping I get the other guy, we’ll just call him Angry Guy, comes through my line. This guy isn’t so bad, honestly, but he’s fallen on some seriously hard times himself so his thoughts are leaning on the angry side. He comes through and he’s chatting with me and JJ about who to talk to about a job in the store because he’s already put in an application. Religious Guy makes it to my line and tries to begin his spiel with Angry Guy. Angry Guy politely says no thanks but Religious Guy is pushing and I’m paraphrasing, but Angry Guy says something to the effect of, “Ya know, when people like you knock on my door I come to the door with my gun aimed and tell them to get the eff off my property.” Religious Guy is confused! But then they each start babbling about random stuff and I hear Religious Guy say something about how he’s seen 6 possessions *raised eyebrow* and all these other random things. He finally gives up and finishes paying for his stuff.
JJ has to go outside and help Religious Guy load a few pieces of lumber. Angry Guy stays at my register chatting. Again, Angry Guy wasn’t so bad. He told me about how he got stuck in his current crappy situation, he explained his thoughts on what Religious Guy had to say, and we chatted about some things he does on the internet (some articles he’s done and such). At the base of it all, he’s more where my thoughts lie with everything, but he was still a little extreme, deciding that those who claimed to have seen Jesus walk on water were high on something and he was really just walking on a wet road….anyhow, the issue was this: he stood at my register for almost an hour. It was a little slow, but still, even through other customers coming through he stood there continuing to say whatever he had to say. All the while, JJ is stuck outside with Religious Guy doing the same thing to him!!
Finally Angry Guy decided to leave about the same time Religious Guy drove off and JJ came in and we just looked at each other and cracked up. JJ asked what the hell just happened there and I said, “I don’t know but I feel like you and I just got caught in the middle of some epic battle between good and evil…I don’t know who won, but I’m pretty sure we lost.”
It was just an honestly mind-boggling experience to get them both at the same time and watch them interact before they split up and stood around talking for an hour…my mind is still reeling a little.
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