I’m not getting incoming calls– just voicemails. I can’t open up my text messages. It’s frustrating the hell out of me. If you rent to someone that your phone is being a piece of crap, they shrug and accept it. How in the hell did we let crappy cell phones become the norm? Everyone expects [...]
I do my best thinking in the shower. Even if I turn on music, my mind just wanders off. Dinner menu for the week, how to get a stain out, best weight loss products…completely random stuff. Or I’ll fall into thinking out different hypothetical scenarios in a daydream, or imagine how a particular conversation would [...]
A glorious thing happened on my lunch break yesterday. I was at Firehouse not-so-carefully eating my sandwich (I was frustrated) when I felt something shift. My eyes got wide and I said, “I can chew!!” I think Keegan laughed at me for 5 minutes, but he understood. It’s been over 2 weeks now. The infection [...]
I’m thinking the business card printing business must be booming right now because everyone seems to have one. I busted a gut laughing when I found the card of a fellow employee on the floor in our break room. It was en epic moment. I guess with the economy the way it is, everyone seems [...]
…’cause we’re on a roller coaster this week. Let’s just recap my week thus far, shall we? Sunday was my 7th day straight working. I’d worked 1-10 Saturday and then 8-1 on Sunday, after which I went grocery shopping and drove to Douglas to pick up the Jeep. I tried to make all my visits [...]
Wow, I’m a week late, but did you guys know Chuck Norris turned 70 last Wednesday??? Freakin’ 70!! We were actually just talking about the Chuck Norris facts last week at work and were trying to figure out when that all started. Do you know what you get when you go to Google and type [...]
I just got asked if I got hit or something…because I have a blackhead extractor on my nose. I think their brains automatically shut off when they see a commercial for anything feminine. I mean, I’m not confused about what a jock strap is, or nose hair trimmers or anything like that, so how do [...]
Dear Geico/Allstate, Thank you so very much for going out of your way to make everything in my life more affordable. I’m incredibly excited about your new-found psychic abilities evidenced by your knowing that I am, in fact, currently paying for car insurance despite it not even being in my name. However, I’d be much [...]
Oh my goodness that picture just makes my heart explode! Just look how fluffy that kitty is….like the best teddy bear in the world!! And he looks like he’s trying to do that headbutt/nuzzling thing your house cat will do while purring and just generally loving on you. One of my goals in life is [...]
FYI– the following recount may bring about some unwanted images in your mind. Safe for work, just not safe for your own mental health. So today I decided to clean up the empty room. Jeremy had to leave so quickly that I told him it was fine to leave the things he wanted to toss [...]
