Why, why, why can’t people on this campus seem to remember to keep right?! It’s just common courtesy people! If you keep right, you won’t run into folks!
Where were you in, oh I dunno– ALL of elementary school? I’m gonna start moving peoples’ apples and putting them in corners for almost running me over. I’m glad you’re in a hurry to get to your next class, but so are the rest of us! Running head-on into me is only going to slow you down– I promise!
Today, someone almost killed me by trying to speed past everyone coming down the stairs. Hey jackass, guess what everyone else on the staircase was walking to the right– because there were other people coming UP the stairs on the other side! Of course he wasn’t even looking where he was going and all but slammed into me after I stopped to wait for him to move over! The school’s gonna have to look into key man insurance to cover themselves when a professor gets knocked backwards down those stairs. We’ve got some pretty rough staircases around campus.
Please, please stay the eff to the right or at least watch where you’re going!
September 30th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
oh my god that makes me so mad! And it happens to me all the time!