i like lowe’s
because everyone knows
if you need some doughs
you just talk to the hoes
that work at lowe’s
they’ll give refunds; they’re not foes
for items i didn’t buy but i chose
to get some easy cash through a pose
of returned items, not a hose
but some plant stands, i suppose
poor lowe’s, it’s them i owes
but oh well, i turn up my nose!

there are lots of things that rhyme with “owe’s,” but it’s kind of hard.