Sweet Catastrophe

I have so many ridiculous health problems, sometime I don’t even know what to do with myself. The funny thing is, it’s all hereditary. I think, basically, every ailment in my family history that could be passed on–landed on me, no joke.

So many chronic this, and prone to that, and allergic to everything. I think my acid reflux is the only thing I didn’t get from someone else and that’s caused by all my stressing! Maybe if I didn’t have all these health problems I wouldn’t be so stressed, eh?!

If I had known when I was a tot that I was gonna end up with all this crap, I may well have just jumped off the monkey bars!! X-D I kid, I kid, but really though, who else can say that all the women on one side of their family have a giant, random hiccup on almost a daily basis?

I’m dealing with one of my most hated, even infuriating to the point you just want to scream, cry and rip out someone’s….something all at once–ailments. Thanks mom. Thanks grandma. Thanks great-grandma. And all you others before them.